since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud


Food Network Magazine HQ Scan (x)


if u can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what u just said then we can’t be friends

my mom bought me a donut yesterday but my cat LAID ON THE BOX and now the frosting is everywhere and it’s a FLAT DONUT for  goodness’s sake


The Civil Wars! (again!)

"Come on, come on,  don’t leave me like this I thought I had you figured out,  can’t breathe when I know you’re gone can’t turn back now I’m haunted”